SO MANY FEELINGS.
- BEYONCE IS BOTH FABULOUS AND PREGNANT.
- Nicki Minaj needs a new stylist but the same damn management team 4 LYFE.
- Kreayshawn is doing exactly what she ought to do for her career/image.
- I haven’t seen the performance videos yet.
If you care remotely about style, you need to read Tom & Lorenzo. If you care remotely about funny things or the artists listed you need to read their VMA style recaps. Sample quotes:
- Kreayshawn: “The look could have been cute and quirky, but since she looks like Lovey Howell from the neck up, the effect has been downgraded to “mental patient with a Gold Card.””
- Some Blonde Chick: “She looks like Tinkerbell out on the town, looking to get laid.”
- Miley Cyrus: “Why does this chick only have two settings: Trailer Park Party Girl and Lifetime Achievement Award?”
- But THE BEST comment is regarding the Biebs. They deserve ALL the hits for the line, so go read it. (Runner Up: comment on Slimy Jonas.)
ETA: Joe Calderone, if you quit smoking I might commit to raising all your babies, no matter who the momma(s) is/are. A++++
ETA2: Emmy rightfully pointed out many things about the Joe Calderone performance that are problematic. I wrote the above comment not having seen “Joe’s” harassment of Britney, so I am no longer interested in raising “his” babies. I still really enjoyed the musical number though.
Pls comment if you want to hear all of my feelings; otherwise I’ll keep them to myself. yes, this is a threat/demand for attention.